oh i wish it would raaaain oooh hoo

Resolution: Start writing the date I open jars, cans, and tubs of food on the lids.

Also, I love icebreaker messages like this "I'm in love with yoooooooooooooo"
(Thanks Brandon vE, but did you break edge or fall on your head?!)

Also, having a well-timed drip in my apartment is something like having a grandfather clock. (Honestly it just sounds vulgar.)

Also, Long Island Iced Teas are Big Trouble when listed as a drink special.