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Sunday, February 28, 2010

Recipe: The Perfect Breakfast

Start with one day spent with a BFF, v.BBQ chicken tacos for dinner, and four hours of pumpin' and dancin'.

Add eight hours of sleep.
Add one white bathrobe and a splash of water on your face. (Glasses removal optional.)

In a separate room, mix one can of Orange Juice concentrate with water in your favorite vintage carafe. Put five cups of medium roast coffee in your friend, Mr. Coffee. Toast one everything bagel and spread Tofutti cream cheese atop.

In a separate room, add AIM gossip from a Vincelli sister, one glass of ice water, and one small yet well-fed grey cat.

Total time: 25 minutes. If you don't have work, this process can be drawn out up to two hours.

Listening to: Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin

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